Miscellaneous things you hear

Things you never want to hear...
...from your auto mechanic: "Wow, never heard that noise before."
...from your confessor: "Ooh, that's a toughie."
...from someone you're teaching to fix something expensive: "Is it supposed to do this?"
...from your wife/girlfriend: Anything starting with "Tell me the truth..."
...during your child's first baking project, after it is already in the oven: "There isn't any difference between baking soda and baking powder, right?"
...during an intimate moment: Anything related to a former significant other.

Famous Last Words
Miscellaneous Redneck: "Hey, y'all, watch this!"
John Sedgwick (Union General in the Civil War): "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."