Sunday, September 12, 2004

Maybe there is hope for me after all...

I took the Dante Inferno Hell Test, and it sent me to Purgatory!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low


I do anticipate Purgatory in my future, and the scores reflect my current life - they'd have been very different a few years ago...the old me was definitely in Hell, and could have been on the Board of Directors! I believe I have achieved salvation, but am well aware of my many sins. I fully expect to hear from Saint Peter something like this:

St. P: Ah, yes, been expecting you - let me confirm though...ah, yes, Purgatory. Not a surprise, I hope?

Me: No, not a surprise. Actually, a relief.

St. P: Good way to look a it! Well, off you go, that way, first door on the left.

Me: Thank you, see you later.

St. P: Oh, wait a moment, could you do us a favor?

Me: Sure thing.

St. P: Yeah, here's the keys. Could you turn everything off and lock up when you're done?