...the universe sucks.
The best thing about being virginal is that you don't know what you're missing. Once you've opened Pandora's box (pun only partially intended), things are never the same again.
An exploration of the different variants of reality. Your reality, my reality, realities that don't make sense in this universe (there are a lot of those), and the alternate realities that lurk about waiting to jump out and scare people.