Unless someone can prove that as of May 20, 2005, someone else was using one of these titles, these ideas are mine.
Never Try to Hug a Porcupine
A House of Cards Without Any Kings
If You Are What You Eat, Does That Make Jeffrey Dahmer a "People Person"?
There's Just No Dignified Way to Pick Your Nose
"It's Not a Skirt, It's a Kilt!" And Other Ridiculous Fashion Statements